Horrible Horror Podcast

A podcast about the worst of the worst in horror movies. Movies so bad they’re scary, we watch ‘em so you don’t have too.

Bonus: Bracket Update 2

March 19th, 2019

In this bonus episode we reveal the results of the second half of voting for the first round of the Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness, Crystal Lake bracket.  Listen in and find out which terrible movies were voted into the next the round. We also reveal all the round two match ups for The Shitty 16.

Ep. 156 Leprechaun Returns

March 19th, 2019

In honor of St. Paddy's Day we're going back to the well and taking on "Leprechaun Returns".  We didn't have high hopes for this SyFy original movie going in, but thanks to some Leprechaun magic we were proven wrong. This surprisingly good movie features solid acting, good writing, great naturally flowing and subtle humor, and awesome kills that we've never seen before. The luck of the Irish must have been shining down on this film.  

Bonus: Tournament Update 1

March 11th, 2019

Hey Moongoons, in this little bonus episode we reveal the results of the round 1 votes for the Haddonfield bracket. We break down the results and give our thoughts on the outcomes. Listen in and find out which horrible movies are moving on to the Shitty 16. 

Ep. 155 Old 37

March 11th, 2019

If you love excessive slow motion and flashbacks then you're going to love this car wreck of a movie. If you didn't know any better you'd swear that "Old 37" was an MTV produced teenaged soap opera loosely disguised as a slasher about two killer paramedics.  Even Kane Hodder and Bill Moseley can't save this turd of a movie.

Ep. 154 Island of Blood

March 5th, 2019

This week we invite you to join us on a little island vacation as we visit the "Island of Blood".  This 1982 slasher features all the trademarks of a horrible horror movie, bad writing, stiff acting,  and terrible to nonexistent lighting. It also stars a new-wave punk song that gets more screen time than most of the leading actors, it starts off catchy but by the end of the movie it will make you want to stab yourself in your ears with a screw driver. It's not all bad though, this movie does have surprising good kills and decent gore for a film of its caliber.

Bonus: Bracketology 2018/2019

February 25th, 2019

Hey Moongoons its that time of year again. It's time for our Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness! In this bonus episode we fill out this year's tournament bracket and break down the match up's and in doing so we booth make our picks on which horribly awful movie we each think will win it all and be crowned this year's WORST of the WORST. We also announce a new fun contest challenge.

Ep. 153 Crytpz

February 25th, 2019

If you're looking for a cheap ghetto rip off of "From Dusk Till Dawn" filed with neck snapping, shouting, over the top cursing and an even cheaper Chris Tucker want-to-be then we have the movie for you. This week we delved into the 2002 Full Moon release of "Cryptz". This grade A dog turd also features the world's most fragile voodoo vampires, a jacked ghetto Van Helloing who is also a voodoo expert and a kung-fu master, and the world's worst stripper.

Ep. 152 Lasso

February 18th, 2019

It's time to grab the reigns, saddle up and hold on tight because this week's movie "Lasso" is going to take you on on a bucking bronco ride of a good time. This fairly new horror movie features roided out killer rodeo cowboys, a one armed ass kicking bull rider, great kills with wonderful practical effects, and a bus full senior citizen fodder. Giddy up and yee-hah!

Ep. 151 Iced

February 11th, 2019

Winter is in full effect, bring its frightful weather with it, but it's no where near as frightful as this week's movie "Iced". A ski themed slasher from 1988 that features bad skiing, even worse acting, vitally no gore and an ex-child star that spends most of the movie in a tub, along with a killer in bright blue puffy ski suit and one of the most logic defying crazy endings in all of horror.

Ep.150 Death House

January 28th, 2019

Here we go Moon-goons, we're going big for 150th episode! This week we're getting sentenced to hell and locked up in the "Death House". This movie that has been dubbed "The Expendables" features pretty much every name in horror that you can think, along with horrible CGI, terrible dialogue and will leave you confused and disappointed. Will we give "Death House" a pardon or will we give it the death sentence? Here's a hint, it's the latter.