Horrible Horror Podcast

A podcast about the worst of the worst in horror movies. Movies so bad they’re scary, we watch ‘em so you don’t have too.

Ep.186: Slay Belles

December 2nd, 2019

This week we're kicking off our annual December month long Christmas horror movie spectacular with the 2018 "Slay Belles". This indie movie about Santa Claus, Krampus, and three hoes, hoes, hoes features good special effects, lots of fun and subtle humor, surprisingly decent acting and a fun but a bit dark take on Santa and Mrs. Claus. But, in the end after all the eggnog is gone will this thrill ride of a movie end up on our nice list or will it end up in the naughty list? Listen in to find out.

Ep.185: Gnomercy

November 19th, 2019

Alright Moongoons, we need to be real and honest for moment, this week's episode may not be the best and is probably not the episode for any new first time listeners to start with. You've been warned, but if you want to listen to Marshall loose his God Damn and go on an hour long anger rage filled ranted about this Canadian independent slasher, or if you're looking to punish yourself for some secret shame or just plain want to test your physical and intestinal fortitude then by all means sit down and strap in for a bumpy ride.

Ep.184: Nightbeast

November 11th, 2019

This week we're taking on the intergalactic space turd that is "Nightbeast". This 1982 sci-fi/horror movie features an alien in a silver disco suit, that looks like a hairless ape or General Akbar on meth, actors that look like washed up 70's porn stars, a biker with a bad attitude that has absolutely no bearing on the plot, a laser pistol that turns people into disco lights, a creepy Uncle, and politics. Because no horror movie is compete with out politics. This movie should have stayed lost in space.

Ep.183: Hack-o-Lantern

November 5th, 2019

Holy shit and praise Satan, Moongoons! Boy, did we find a rare gem of a a movie this week. Raise your devil horns and sink your pitchforks into the 1988 "Hack-o-Lantern" aka "Halloween Night". This little known film features a Satanic cult, incest, not one but TWO hair metal bands (that may have a record for world's largest hair), terrible acting, the world's worst mother, a porn star, a spontaneous stand up comedy routine and surprisingly decent kills. This hard to find film is definitely worth your time to find and watch.

Ep.182: Halloween Night (2009)

October 28th, 2019

You're not having deja vu, this week's movie is the 2009 horror movie "Halloween Night". This ultra indie slasher nearly broke us and killed a little piece of our souls. Everything that can be bad in horror movie this movie has in spades. It's so terrible that it's not even worth my time trying to write a witty blurb about it. But, hey listen to the episode and have fun listening to us lose our minds over this train wreck of a film

Ep.181: Halloween Night (2006)

October 22nd, 2019

This week we're taking on the 2006 slasher "Halloween Night".  This indie movie from Asylum Films is just another run of the mill cookie cutter, paint by numbers slasher that follows the same old formula that we've seen hundreds of times before. It doesn't reinvent the wheel or break any new ground, but it has really great kills, solid gore and practical effects, pretty decent acting and a boob count that is through the roof.

Ep.180: Freddy Vs Jason (Watch-a-long)

October 14th, 2019

The week we're taking a break from the terribleness and inviting you to come hang out with us as we watch the incredibly fun slasher showdown that is "Freddy Vs Jason". So get comfortable, kick your feet up, grab a beer and watch along with us as we watch this 2003 fun filled thrill ride and also talk about our love for Monica Keena.

Ep.179: Rocktober Blood

October 7th, 2019

This week we squeezing into our leather pants and jamming out some power chords as we rock out to "Rocktober Blood". What this 1984 movie lacks in suspense, and good acting it more than makes up for with plot holes, surprisingly catchy and good rock music and an epic stage show ending that needs to be seen to believe. 

Ep.178: Zombie Holocaust aka Dr. Butcher M.D.

September 23rd, 2019

You got your cannibal movie in my zombie movie. You got your zombie movie in my cannibal movie! This week we're taking on the Italian gore movie "Zombie Holocaust" aka "Dr. Butcher M.D.". This hot mess of a gore film suffers from a major identity crisis not knowing if it wants to be a gory cannibal movie or a crappy nonsensical zombie movie. The only thing the makers of this mess seemed to care about is the gore and shock value. Which we will say for the time they succeeded at, but that's pretty it.

Ep.177: Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go to College

September 15th, 2019

Finally, our lost episode has been found, fixed and is ready to go. So check out our take on "Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies go to College".  We originally recorded this back in the spring of 2017 with special guest Paul Cochran, who would later go on to co-host the "Pop Culture Intervention Podcast". There may be some audio issues with this episode due to the issues we had with the new audio recording software we used on this episode, but other wise sit back and enjoy our long lost episode.