Horrible Horror Podcast

A podcast about the worst of the worst in horror movies. Movies so bad they’re scary, we watch ‘em so you don’t have too.

Ep. 152 Lasso

February 18th, 2019

It's time to grab the reigns, saddle up and hold on tight because this week's movie "Lasso" is going to take you on on a bucking bronco ride of a good time. This fairly new horror movie features roided out killer rodeo cowboys, a one armed ass kicking bull rider, great kills with wonderful practical effects, and a bus full senior citizen fodder. Giddy up and yee-hah!

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Ep. 151 Iced

February 11th, 2019

Winter is in full effect, bring its frightful weather with it, but it's no where near as frightful as this week's movie "Iced". A ski themed slasher from 1988 that features bad skiing, even worse acting, vitally no gore and an ex-child star that spends most of the movie in a tub, along with a killer in bright blue puffy ski suit and one of the most logic defying crazy endings in all of horror.

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Ep.150 Death House

January 28th, 2019

Here we go Moon-goons, we're going big for 150th episode! This week we're getting sentenced to hell and locked up in the "Death House". This movie that has been dubbed "The Expendables" features pretty much every name in horror that you can think, along with horrible CGI, terrible dialogue and will leave you confused and disappointed. Will we give "Death House" a pardon or will we give it the death sentence? Here's a hint, it's the latter.

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Ep. 149 Happy Death Day (solo show)

January 12th, 2019

We watched "Happy Death Day". We watched "Happy Death Day". We watched "Happy Death Day". This week for the first time ever in the history of the Horrible Horror Podcast, Marshall had to go at it solo. Will the episode be good, probably not, but hey at least it's another episode right?

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Ep. 148 Minutes to Midnight

December 31st, 2018

The New Year is coming in fast, so we're ending 2018 with a bang. This week we're celebrating the New Year with the New Year horror movie "Minutes to Midnight". A relatively new and fun slasher film that stars William Baldwin, a skeletal Richard Grieco and features horror icon Bill Moseley phoning it in. This film is filled with horrible continuity problems, a son who is older than the father, an ex-wrestler, and killers' that looked like they were either ripped out of a Batman comic or Mortal Kombat rejects. However, even with all its faults it does have some gnarly looking weapons, great fight scenes and was surprising fun to watch.

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Ep. 147 Blood Beat

December 18th, 2018

Christmas is fast approaching and nothing says Christmas more than telepathic psychic battles and the killer ghost of an ancient samurai warrior. Hmm, okay everything probably says Christmas more than that. This week we're taking our samurai katanas and slicing up the very rare and even stranger "Blood Beat". This 1982 horror movie is truly one of a kind. It's combination of horrible acting mixed with comicaly bad yet awesome special effects and insanely bizarre and strange plot make this little known gem a must watch.

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Ep. 146 Mercy Christmas

December 4th, 2018

The holiday season is here and that means it's time once again for our month long Christmas Horror movie special. This  year we're kicking it off with a delicious indie feast of a movie "Mercy Christmas". A movie that combines horror, humor, and heart in a perfectly wrapped gift for the viewers. "Mercy Christmas", is a new Christmas horror classic that we do our best to bring to life for you, but truly needs to be seen to fully applicate its absurd greatness. 

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Ep.145 Blood Freak

November 26th, 2018

Happy Thanksgiving Moongoons! This week's cinematic feast is "Blood Freak", an incredibly bizarre and wonderfully  awful piece of movie history. This one of a kind film from 1972, is beyond words and truly needs to be seen to fully understand its awesome awfulness. Featuring a chain smoking narrator, drugs, Bible thumpers, the Italian Tarzan, and experimental turkey meat along with horrific editing, awful screaming on a loop, and music stings that will make your ears bleed. Do yourself a favor, listen to this episode then go watch the movie for yourself.  

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Bonus: Camp Death 3 in 2D

November 22nd, 2018

Hey Moongoons, have you even watched a good horror movie and thought to yourself "Boy, I really wish someone would make a really stupid, I mean really retarded over the top stupid version of this movie?" Well, if you have then this is the movie for you. In this bonus episode we talk about the soon to be released "Friday the 13th Part 3" spoof "Camp Death 3 in 2D". This indie film strives to be one of the stupidest movies ever made, and we think they succeeded. Featuring, a cocaine addicted squirrel, puppets, offensive characters and dialogue along with more 'F-bombs" then all of Quentin Tarantino's movie combined. 

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Ep. 144 Hell Week

November 19th, 2018

Holy discombobulated mess, Moongoons! This week's movie "Hell Week" is crazy drunken mess of a indie film. It's so ridiculous that I'm not even sure what to say about it. I can say it features more characters than a J. R. R. Tolken novel,   with one of the killers being a musical savant, along with a psycho maniac family, ghosts, vampires and run time that makes it feel like a week, it does live up to its title "Hell Week"

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