Horrible Horror Podcast

A podcast about the worst of the worst in horror movies. Movies so bad they’re scary, we watch ‘em so you don’t have too.

Ep.172: Friday the 13th Part 7 (watch along)

July 17th, 2019

This week we invite you to join us as we watch one of our favorite installments in the "Friday the 13th " series, "Friday the 13th Part 7:The New Blood". This particular installment holds a special place in our hearts and was our favorite way back when we were just little Moongoons. So, watch along with us as we pop some beers, crack some jokes and take a trip back to Crystal Lake. 

Ep.171: Bedeviled

July 15th, 2019

This week's listener suggested movie is a cautionary tale about over dependence to cell phones and a killer "Siri" like app. We watched "Bedeviled", a 2016 techno-paranormal horror movie featuring run of the mill high school kids who are clearly not high school kids, techno-babble, practically no kills, no gore, and so much blue lighting that Eiffel 65 would loose their God Damn minds.

Ep.170: Ice Cream Man

July 9th, 2019

The dog days of summer are here and with that comes the 4th of July, so that means fireworks and ice cream. So in honor of that  this week we're scooping up the "Ice Cream Man". This 1995 straight to video horror flick stars Clint Howard, as the creepy Ice Cream Man and he crushes it. Also, starring Jan Michael Vincent (who clearly doesn't want to be in the movie), Lee Major Jr., a not fat, fat kid and the MILF kid from the "American Pie" movies. It also features ridiculous sight gag props, virtually no gore, and bikes equipped with missile launchers.

Ep.169: Lake Fear 3

July 1st, 2019

Well Moongoons, this week's movie "Lake Fear 3" just may be one of the all time worst movies ever made. It's so bad that I don't even know what to say about it. It has no plot or story, barely any characters; the ones we do get have zero real personality or development, there is practically no meaningful dialogue. The lighting is atrocious and the sound design is even worse! There is also no sense to be made from this catastrophe of a movie, and for a movie called "Lake Fear 3" there's also no LAKE! But hey at least about 90% of the movie is shot in slow motion!

Ep.168: The Devil’s Rain

June 24th, 2019

This week's offering to the horror Gods is "The Devil's Rain". This obscure cult film from 1975 is one crazy, confusing ride. Lead by an insane all star cast this film features a confusing head scratching plot, dozens of melting occultists who also bleed colored ice cream, lots of bad decisions and a pre-Scientology, pre-Xenu John Travolta. Not to mention a half-man, half goat Ernest Borgnine, and a topless screaming William Shatner and both men absolutely crush it in this movie.

Ep. 167 The Monster Squad (Watch along)

June 9th, 2019

This week we're trying something a little different, by actually watching a good movie and we're inviting you to watch it with us. Watch along with us as we comment, reminisce, laugh and relive our childhood as we watch the 1987 classic "The Monster Squad".

Ep.166: Slumber Party Massacre 2

May 27th, 2019

This week we're going slumming with "Slumber Party Massacre 2". A sequel that is so bad that's its nearly unfathomable. A horror movie that is more musical and product placement commercial then an actual horror movie. It features loads of terrible music, a leather clad guitar drill welding greaser killer, and more dream sequences than a "Nightmare on Elm St." movie and "Inception" combined. In the end it left us thinking what the hell did we just watch and more importantly just...why.

Ep.165: Blood Hook

May 20th, 2019

This week we're going on little fishing trip, we're baiting out hooks and fishing up "Blood Hook". This obscure mid-80's slasher is certainly one of a kind in that it may be the only fishing themed slasher movie ever made. This Troma distributed film features lots of fishing, muskies, giant killer fishing lures, music theory, cicadas and insane rants. It also has surprisingly good acting, the world's worst mother, and an awesomely crazy ending that includes a fishing stand off.

Ep.164: The Last Slumber Party

May 14th, 2019

This week we grabbed our pillows, popped some popcorn, called over all our girlfriends and had a pillow fight with "The Last Slumber Party". This 1988 straight to video slasher just may be the worst movie ever made and nearly broke Marshall. This fascinatingly terrible movie features an entire cast the seems to be doped up on Xanax, pathetic to nonexistent blood effects, horrendously bad and robotic acting and writing, and a killer that defies all the laws of science and nature and always seems look like he just snorted a line of meth. If you think you can handle this monstrosity, think again, you are not prepared.

Ep.163: Prom Night 2, Hello Mary Lou

May 6th, 2019

It's Prom season, so we're dressing to the nines, renting a limo and saving the last dance for "Prom Night 2, Hello Mary Lou". This 1987 sequel about the revenge seeking killer spirit of a dead Prom Queen, is one part "Carrie" and one part "Nightmare on Elm Street", with a pinch of "The Exorcist". This surprisingly entertaining film features awesome special effects, some great kills, mundane items that explode, and the world's worst school principal. A whoop bob a do lop, a whoop bam boom!