November 8th, 2018
Eight college kids in camping in the woods and getting killed, is a tale as old as time. So, you would think that it would be pretty hard to mess that up, right? Well, the 2018 "Pledges" figured out a way to do just that. Is this indie film a ghost movie, a demon movie, an alien movie, or is it a hodgepodge smashup up of all the above? The Hell if we know, all we know is that we don't have an F'ing clue as to what's happening in this movie. However, it does feature some pretty good visual and special effects along with some tolerable acting.
October 30th, 2018
It's Halloween weekend and we're closing out our tour of haunted house themed movies with the 2003 indie film "Dark Walker". Featuring a killer hippie monster with OCD, one dimensional characters devoid of personality and a plot that makes less and less sense as the movie goes on this, but it does have decent gore for the budget and buckets upon buckets of blood. However, that is not enough to save this movie form its horrible writing and California sized plot holes. Stay tuned after the show for a bonus rant segment.
October 24th, 2018
In this bonus mini episode long time guest Chris Samples and host Marshall Hampton sit down to drink some beer and discuss "The Houses October Built 2", the sequel to "The Houses October Built", which has earned a place on our "all time most hated" films list. The sheer mention of the original film put Chis into a blinding rage, so of course we had to bring him back and force him to sit down and watch the sequel. Will this be the movie that finally makes Chris snap?
October 24th, 2018
Continuing our tour of haunted house attraction movies brings us to "American Fright Fest". This brand new indie horror film has one of the highest body counts we've seen in a long time and stars Dylan Walsh, of "Nip Tuck" fame. Can those two features carry this blood bath of a movie over the threshold from bad to good? We were split on our opinions this week, so listen in and judge for yourself.
October 9th, 2018
Halloween season is here and with it comes the annual explosion of haunted house openings! All month long we'll be doing movies that are haunted house themed. Starting with the 2012 indie movie "House of Horrors: Gates of Hell". Featuring some of the stiffest acting we've ever seen, demons, the over use of a red filter, crappy CGI, and more spontaneous explosions then you can throw an exploding crucifix at.
September 24th, 2018
This week we're squeezing into some spandex, pulling up our leg warmers and getting sweaty with the newest killer workout! "Killer Workout", is an 80's slasher with an amazning soundtrack that needs to be seen to believe. It features possibly the worst murder weapon in movie history, aerobics, bad acting, aerobics, roided out gym rats, aerobics, and kung-fu.
September 13th, 2018
College kids trapped in an old theater being stalked by a killer clown, what else could you ask for? Well a lot apparently. This week we take on the 1999 "The Clown at Midnight". A direct to video slasher that stars the awesome Christopher Plummer and features the crazy Margot Kidder, a killer clown, one dimensional college kids, and more plot holes then a giant block of Swiss cheese.
September 2nd, 2018
In this bonus episode we follow up "Night of the Living Dead 3D" with "Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-animation". A prequel to a movie that nobody asked for that may actually be worse then it's predecessor. This may be the single most boring zombie movie ever made and features hardly any zombies at all, but it does have a girl who has sex with a dead guy, so there's that.
August 28th, 2018
We're coming to get you, Moongoons. This week we dig up the horrible remake that no one asked for. We're taking on the 2006 "Night of the Living Dead 3D", staring Sid Haig. This movie features pot farmers, a girl who spends nearly all of her screen time naked, plot holes, and nonsense.
July 24th, 2018
It's Shark Week! We're celebrating by chumming the waters, or should I say snow and taking a bite out of "Avalanche Sharks". A ridiculious movie about blue glowing ghosrt sharks, bikini clad snow bunnies, the world's worst first responders and a platoon of interchangable male characters.