Episodes
Tuesday Oct 09, 2018
Ep. 140 House of Horrors: Gates of Hell
Tuesday Oct 09, 2018
Tuesday Oct 09, 2018
Halloween season is here and with it comes the annual explosion of haunted house openings! All month long we'll be doing movies that are haunted house themed. Starting with the 2012 indie movie "House of Horrors: Gates of Hell". Featuring some of the stiffest acting we've ever seen, demons, the over use of a red filter, crappy CGI, and more spontaneous explosions then you can throw an exploding crucifix at.
Monday Sep 24, 2018
Ep. 139 Killer Workout w/ guest Sarah Samples
Monday Sep 24, 2018
Monday Sep 24, 2018
This week we're squeezing into some spandex, pulling up our leg warmers and getting sweaty with the newest killer workout! "Killer Workout", is an 80's slasher with an amazning soundtrack that needs to be seen to believe. It features possibly the worst murder weapon in movie history, aerobics, bad acting, aerobics, roided out gym rats, aerobics, and kung-fu.
Thursday Sep 13, 2018
Ep. 138 The Clown at Midnight
Thursday Sep 13, 2018
Thursday Sep 13, 2018
College kids trapped in an old theater being stalked by a killer clown, what else could you ask for? Well a lot apparently. This week we take on the 1999 "The Clown at Midnight". A direct to video slasher that stars the awesome Christopher Plummer and features the crazy Margot Kidder, a killer clown, one dimensional college kids, and more plot holes then a giant block of Swiss cheese.
Sunday Sep 02, 2018
Bonus: Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-animation
Sunday Sep 02, 2018
Sunday Sep 02, 2018
In this bonus episode we follow up "Night of the Living Dead 3D" with "Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-animation". A prequel to a movie that nobody asked for that may actually be worse then it's predecessor. This may be the single most boring zombie movie ever made and features hardly any zombies at all, but it does have a girl who has sex with a dead guy, so there's that.
Tuesday Aug 28, 2018
Ep. 137 Night of the Living Dead 3D
Tuesday Aug 28, 2018
Tuesday Aug 28, 2018
We're coming to get you, Moongoons. This week we dig up the horrible remake that no one asked for. We're taking on the 2006 "Night of the Living Dead 3D", staring Sid Haig. This movie features pot farmers, a girl who spends nearly all of her screen time naked, plot holes, and nonsense.
Tuesday Jul 24, 2018
Ep. 136 Avalanche Sharks
Tuesday Jul 24, 2018
Tuesday Jul 24, 2018
It's Shark Week! We're celebrating by chumming the waters, or should I say snow and taking a bite out of "Avalanche Sharks". A ridiculious movie about blue glowing ghosrt sharks, bikini clad snow bunnies, the world's worst first responders and a platoon of interchangable male characters.
Tuesday Jul 17, 2018
Ep. 135 The 13th Friday
Tuesday Jul 17, 2018
Tuesday Jul 17, 2018
It's Friday the 13th weekend! So of course that means we're celebrating by taking on a Friday the 13th movie. Only problem is it's "The 13 Friday". An indie movie that about a revenge seeking ghost and a group of emotionless people who have series probems with staying on their feet. Instead of trying to be original "The 13th Friday" steals elements from other actually successful movies and uses pretty much every paranormal movie cliche.
Tuesday Jul 10, 2018
Ep. 134 Stabbed in the Face
Tuesday Jul 10, 2018
Tuesday Jul 10, 2018
Well guys, this week the poop is on us. We watched the indie slasher/paranorma/whatever horror movie "Stabbed in the Face". This chaotic catastrophe of a film suffers from a lack of identity along with the usual suspects of bad acting, bad dircting, bad writing, one dimensional characters. and featuring awful music, highlighted by the song "The poops on you". Which is very fitting considering that's what we feel this movie did to us. The poop is not only on us but the poop is on everyone involved in this film and even more so on anyone else that's watched this turd.
Monday Jun 25, 2018
Ep. 133 Kissing Darkness
Monday Jun 25, 2018
Monday Jun 25, 2018
It's Gay Pride Month, so we're breaking out the glitter and flying our Rainbow flags high. This week we take on the fabulously gay and fabulously awful horror movie "Kissing Darkness". This indie movie features a group of mostly shirtless gay guys, terrible sound, awful acting along with a revenge seeking ghost, vampire, demon or what ever, we don't really know, and more bare asses then you can shake, insert something gay here, at.
Sunday Jun 10, 2018
Ep. 132 Stage Fright (1987)
Sunday Jun 10, 2018
Sunday Jun 10, 2018
Places, places everyone the curain is about to go up on the 1987 "Stage Fright". This foreign slasher is about a director and his cast of actors getting stalked and killed in a theater by a craized actor dressed up like a bad high school mascot. Featuring some pretty decent kills, overly dramatic music, bad acting, and the world's noisest cat(seriouly, the cat has more speaking lines then some of the characters). Will "Stage Fright" get a standing ovation and showered in roses, or will it get booed off the stage? Listen in and find out.