March 16th, 2020
St. Paddy's Day is here again so that means it once again time for us to catch up with our favorite little green man, the Leprechaun. This year Leppy's taking his rhyming shenanigans to the ghetto's of Los Angelos and goes toe to little green toe with mother f'ing Ice-T in "Leprechaun 5: In The Hood".
March 9th, 2020
Put on the coffee pot, grab some No-Doze and Hypnocil pills and try to stay awake with us as we take on "A Nightmare on Elm St. 3: Dream Warriors". Join us as we watch what is widely considered to be the best sequel, if not the best movie in the entire franchise in this special watch-a-long episode.
March 3rd, 2020
Hey Moongoons, its that time of year again! Its time to kick off the annual Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness! In this bonus episode we sit down to make this year's tournament bracket. Feel the excitement and drama as we randomly assign the field of 32 terrible movies broken down into two divisions, Camp Crystal Lake and Haddonfield. Then we go matchup by matchup to pick our winners all the to which horrible movie we think we will crowned this year's WORST OF THE WORST.
March 2nd, 2020
This week we're heading out to Hollywood where dreams come true and movie magic is made. Unfortunately nobody told the makers of "The Backlot Murders", a low budget slasher film from 2002. This may be the most formulaic movie we've ever seen on top of that it features a ridiculous looking killer, terrible and unimaginative kills, horrible acting and writing, and an under and misused 80's star. But hey, its not all bad the movie is filled with beautiful ex-Playboy models with giant wonderful boobs.
February 24th, 2020
What do get when you combine bad Def Comedy Jam washouts with a crappy slasher horror movie? You get one of the absolute worst movies we've ever seen. This ultra indie micro-budget film features terrible washed out comedians performing horrible stand-up, abysmal special effects, even worse acting, and the giant fat black girl from the 2000 college comedy "Road Trip". But what makes this even sadder is that the movie's actually has a good premise, but just completely and utterly fails in every aspect of its execution.
February 19th, 2020
Their's is a cute, adorable, and often misunderstood culture but make no mistake if you mess with them they'll hunt you down like the dog that they're dressed up as. This week we watched "Furry Nights", an independent film from 2016 that has a great premise but ultimately fails and ends up being all over the place. The good guys seem more like the villains the villains are actually sympathetic, it flip flops between dark and serious and trying to be funny with slap stick cartoonish antics. Not to mention the down right terrible acting and writing. It's not all bad, the main villain looks awesome and scary, and there are some really good camera shots and lightning effects. However, in the end it's not enough to save this movie from itself.
January 21st, 2020
This week the curtain gets pulled back as Marshall and Aaron sit down and answer all of your listener submitted questions. Nothing is off limits as they talk about their favorite horror and non-horror movies, favorite all time kills, wrestling, pubic hair, the worst jobs they ever had and play game of F*uck, Marry, Kill and so much more.
January 12th, 2020
Price check on severed head, can I get a price check on severed head? This week we took on the 1989 slasher "Intruder". This forgotten about and probably over looked horror movie is f*cking amazing! This movie has pretty much everything you could ever want in a good horror movie, the kills, special effects and gore are next level awesome. The writing is really solid, the acting is good, Dan Hicks absolutely crushes it and its oddly unique setting which at first we thought for sure was going to make this a bad movie actually works really well. We know this is not the usually for us, and we were shocked when we realized that this movie is actually really awesome. So do yourself a favor and watch this movie, but don't forget to check out this episode too.
December 30th, 2019
We're closing out our month long Christmas Horror Movie Spectacular and 2019 with "Mrs. Claus". This indie slasher from 2018 features the worst sorority Christmas party ever, one six pack of beer, an Amazonian sorority girl, an indie horror icon who seems dead inside and quite possibly the smallest and least intimidating killer ever put on film. However, its not a complete lump of coal it also has surprisingly good kills and they did not skimp on the blood effects. So, sit back with your cup of hot coco, finish off the last of the Christmas cookies and enjoy.
December 22nd, 2019
Ho, Ho, Ho! Christmas is days away so that can only mean its time for our annual "Silent Night, Deadly Night" movie. This year we're taking on "Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out", a movie that takes everything from its two predecessors, says F it and throws it all in the trash. Does it feature a killer Santa Claus? Nope. Does it have anything to do with Christmas? Not really. Does the killer go around saying bad puns and cheesy one liners? Hell no, matter of fact he doesn't talk at all. But hey, at least it has the world's surliest and bitchiest blind girl, telepathy and a killer that might as well be a zombie wearing a Sci-fi brain fish bowl on his head complete with flashing lights and antennas.