Horrible Horror Podcast

A podcast about the worst of the worst in horror movies. Movies so bad they’re scary, we watch ‘em so you don’t have too.

Ep.177: Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go to College

September 15th, 2019

Finally, our lost episode has been found, fixed and is ready to go. So check out our take on "Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies go to College".  We originally recorded this back in the spring of 2017 with special guest Paul Cochran, who would later go on to co-host the "Pop Culture Intervention Podcast". There may be some audio issues with this episode due to the issues we had with the new audio recording software we used on this episode, but other wise sit back and enjoy our long lost episode.

Ep.176: Miner’s Massacre aka Curse of the 49er

September 10th, 2019

This week we're grabbing our pickaxes and going gold hunting! Will we strike gold with the listener suggested "Miner's Massacre" aka "Curse of the 49er" or will we hit a turd vein? This early 2000's slasher features all the usual suspects of a bad horror movie but yet also features some great actors in confusingly small and meaningless roles, a killer with a confusing backstory, and more explosions than blood.

P.S.- Please forgive the echoing effect that comes up near the end of the episode 

Ep.175: Troll 2 & Best Worst Movie (watch along)

August 19th, 2019

Oh my Gaaawwwwwwddd! It's the 175th episode and we're going big, we're going iconic by watching the infamous "Troll 2". What more do we really need to say here about this famously horrible movie? So, cue it up, grab a beer, sit back and join us as we watch "Troll 2".

Ep.174: Lifeforce

August 12th, 2019

Strap in Moongoons, because this week we're blasting off into space for one hell of a crazy ride. We watched "Lifeforce" an  insane sci-fi horror movie made by the infamous Cannon production company. Released in 1985, "Lifeforce" features amazingly insane moments, great special effects, plot holes, space vampires, and a super hot french chick who spends the whole movie naked.

Ep.173: Sharkenstein

July 29th, 2019

It's shark week again, so that means its once again time to chum the waters for another terrible shark movie. This year we fished up, cooked, and sank our teeth into the 2016 "Sharkenstein". A movie so unbelievably bad that it's nearly beyond words. Featuring bad acting, horrendous CGI, tons of stock footage, and a terrible puppet shark that looks more like an ugly blue burrito with the face of an old man than a shark. 

Ep.172: Friday the 13th Part 7 (watch along)

July 17th, 2019

This week we invite you to join us as we watch one of our favorite installments in the "Friday the 13th " series, "Friday the 13th Part 7:The New Blood". This particular installment holds a special place in our hearts and was our favorite way back when we were just little Moongoons. So, watch along with us as we pop some beers, crack some jokes and take a trip back to Crystal Lake. 

Ep.171: Bedeviled

July 15th, 2019

This week's listener suggested movie is a cautionary tale about over dependence to cell phones and a killer "Siri" like app. We watched "Bedeviled", a 2016 techno-paranormal horror movie featuring run of the mill high school kids who are clearly not high school kids, techno-babble, practically no kills, no gore, and so much blue lighting that Eiffel 65 would loose their God Damn minds.

Ep.170: Ice Cream Man

July 9th, 2019

The dog days of summer are here and with that comes the 4th of July, so that means fireworks and ice cream. So in honor of that  this week we're scooping up the "Ice Cream Man". This 1995 straight to video horror flick stars Clint Howard, as the creepy Ice Cream Man and he crushes it. Also, starring Jan Michael Vincent (who clearly doesn't want to be in the movie), Lee Major Jr., a not fat, fat kid and the MILF kid from the "American Pie" movies. It also features ridiculous sight gag props, virtually no gore, and bikes equipped with missile launchers.

Ep.169: Lake Fear 3

July 1st, 2019

Well Moongoons, this week's movie "Lake Fear 3" just may be one of the all time worst movies ever made. It's so bad that I don't even know what to say about it. It has no plot or story, barely any characters; the ones we do get have zero real personality or development, there is practically no meaningful dialogue. The lighting is atrocious and the sound design is even worse! There is also no sense to be made from this catastrophe of a movie, and for a movie called "Lake Fear 3" there's also no LAKE! But hey at least about 90% of the movie is shot in slow motion!

Ep.168: The Devil’s Rain

June 24th, 2019

This week's offering to the horror Gods is "The Devil's Rain". This obscure cult film from 1975 is one crazy, confusing ride. Lead by an insane all star cast this film features a confusing head scratching plot, dozens of melting occultists who also bleed colored ice cream, lots of bad decisions and a pre-Scientology, pre-Xenu John Travolta. Not to mention a half-man, half goat Ernest Borgnine, and a topless screaming William Shatner and both men absolutely crush it in this movie.