Horrible Horror Podcast

Bonus Ep: HHMMMToA Round 1 Bracket Update

In this quick little bonus episode we reveal the winners (if you want to call them that) of round one (the play in round) of this year's Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness and we set the bracket for round 2 The Shitty 16.

Ep.271: Phantom of the Opera (1989)

A dark yet beautiful and tragic love story for the ages layered in mystery and suspense...oh wait never mind. This is a horrible adaptation that barely resembles the source material. This week we're dawning our finest tuxes and heading out to the opera to take on the 1989 Robert Englund "The Phantom of the Opera" aka The Phantom of Elm Street aka Freddy goes to the Opera. 

Ep.270: Galaxy of Terror

We live by the crystal and die by the crystal. In this episode we're putting on our space suits, grabbing our laser guns and taking on "Galaxy of Terror". This 1981 sci-fi horror features two horror icons laser guns, kung-fu, and space rape. So strap in and get ready because this ship is ready for blast off.

Ep.269: Horrible Horror Naughty or Nice List

Ho! Ho! Ho!. Well its Christmas time again but this year due to many scheduling conflicts and well just life we're doing something a little different this year. This week we're doing the first ever Horrible Horror Naughty or Nice list. So sit back with your cup of hot coco and join Marshall and some call-ins from old friends to find out who made the list.

Ep.268: Horrible Horror Jeopardy 2

It's Horrible Horror Jeopardy 2 Y'all!!!! 

Ep.267: Trick or Treat (1986)

If you take a little bit of "Shocker" plus a dash of "Christine" and mix it with a helping of "Rocktober Blood" and top it off with a pair of Rock n' Roll and metal icons, you have yourself one hell of a wild gem of a movie. So wake up sleepy heads, it's party time. Make sure to listen to this episode backwards because its time for "Trick or Treat".

Ep.266: The Bates Haunting

This week we're harvesting another haunted house theme park movie in the form of "The Bates Haunting". I couldn't handle this 2012 indie alone and had to call in the big guns for some back up. So hop on the back of the trailer, pull up a hay bale, sit next to your favorite "Jackass" cast-off, turn up the 90's emo butt rock and try to make it through "The Bates Haunting" not to be confused with "Hallow's Eve" which was shot at the exact same haunted house a year later.

Ep.265: Black Pumpkin

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, you SHOULD care, because I'll make you watch this really shitty movie. This week we're carving up the 2018 "Black Pumpkin". This indie slasher features a 10 year old rag wearing killer, an older sister who seems allergic to wearing pants, and a possible future Horrible Horror Hall of Famer. What it doesn't' have is any sense of a cohesive plot, rememberable characters, or a back story that makes sense. But hey, it has one of the most annoying commercial jingles we've ever heard.

Ep.264: Scream Park

It's the most wonderful time of the year, October is finally here again. This year we're kicking off the spooky season with a little movie called "Scream Park". This 2012 indie slasher suffers from an inability to really stand out in any facet. The acting ranges from okay to atrocious, the kills are mostly basic, the effects are simple but passable , the killers are dollar bin rip offs of other killers we've seen before, but it does have an absolutely magnificent set boobs and somehow "features" an all time horror movie icon. 

Ep.263: Skinned Deep

Okay, so stop me if you've heard this one before, a Leprechaun, a He-Man villain, and Hulk villain walk into a sh!tty movie. This week we're skinning out teeth on the 2004 indie film "Skinned Deep".  Written, directed, and produced by special effects guru Gabriel Bartalos under the Fangoria banner this "movie" is one of the most absurd, weird, and "What the f*@k is happening" movies we've ever seen.  Hell, we're still trying to make sense of it and sadly I don't think we ever will.