May 20th, 2019
This week we're going on little fishing trip, we're baiting out hooks and fishing up "Blood Hook". This obscure mid-80's slasher is certainly one of a kind in that it may be the only fishing themed slasher movie ever made. This Troma distributed film features lots of fishing, muskies, giant killer fishing lures, music theory, cicadas and insane rants. It also has surprisingly good acting, the world's worst mother, and an awesomely crazy ending that includes a fishing stand off.
May 14th, 2019
This week we grabbed our pillows, popped some popcorn, called over all our girlfriends and had a pillow fight with "The Last Slumber Party". This 1988 straight to video slasher just may be the worst movie ever made and nearly broke Marshall. This fascinatingly terrible movie features an entire cast the seems to be doped up on Xanax, pathetic to nonexistent blood effects, horrendously bad and robotic acting and writing, and a killer that defies all the laws of science and nature and always seems look like he just snorted a line of meth. If you think you can handle this monstrosity, think again, you are not prepared.
May 6th, 2019
It's Prom season, so we're dressing to the nines, renting a limo and saving the last dance for "Prom Night 2, Hello Mary Lou". This 1987 sequel about the revenge seeking killer spirit of a dead Prom Queen, is one part "Carrie" and one part "Nightmare on Elm Street", with a pinch of "The Exorcist". This surprisingly entertaining film features awesome special effects, some great kills, mundane items that explode, and the world's worst school principal. A whoop bob a do lop, a whoop bam boom!
April 29th, 2019
This week we're going back to our roots and taking on the indie-licious "Bunni". This ultra indie slasher from 2013 is a crazy mixed bag of a movie. It features all the usual suspects of a terrible movie: bad writing, horrible acting, one dimensional characters, and a shoe string budget. However, there are also some really wonderful things about his movie as well, it has good kills, a unique killer, some really good camera shots and a smoking hot leading lady. This film has us teetering like a see-saw between its awfulness and moments of sheer greatness and in the end it left us with a split decision.
April 23rd, 2019
Happy Easter Moongoons, and nothing says Easter more than a giant man-rabbit mutant hybrid that rapes and kills everyone he sees. You read that right. "Bunny the Killer Thing" comes to us all the way from the great white north of Finland. This indie movie or Finndie is one of the craziest movies we've ever seen. This highly offensive yet incredibly fun movie features unique and awesome kills, really good gore and practical effects, dark humor, and just pure absurdity.
April 15th, 2019
Puppets, puppets, puppets, puppets everywhere! That's right this week's listener suggested movie is the all puppet horror movie "Head". This is certainly the most unique movie we've ever done on the show. However, the uniqueness can only carry the movie so far and once the novelty wears off what we're left with is an underwhelming movie filled with untapped potential and missed opportunity.
April 8th, 2019
It's Wrestlemania time once again and the big red monster is back for a rematch. This week we're choke slamming the devil's favorite demon back to hell as we take on "See No Evil 2" in a no holds barred, last man standing bloody beat down. This 2014 slasher stars Kane and horror icon Danielle Harris and features the worlds emptiest hospital, horribly irresponsible medical practices, and disappointing kills.
April 2nd, 2019
All aboard Moon Goons, and get ready for one hell of a ride. This week we're taking a ride on the "Amok Train". This late 80's horror movie is a crazy off the rails movie watching experience, that features rock clacking occultists, decapitations and a magical mystery possessed train. It also has surprisingly great kills and gore effects, but the actors seemed to have missed their train to acting school. Don't miss this off the rails episode and remember Amok just don't give a Fuck.
April 2nd, 2019
In this week's bonus episode we reveal the results of the voting for The Epically Awful 8. Find out which epically awful movies will be moving on to The Fucked Up Final 4. This will be the last bonus episode of the tournament, from here on out the results will be revealed during the regular episodes.
March 25th, 2019
Skeet,Skeet Skeet. Looks like rain! Holy flatulent cow, Moongoons this week we took on the listener suggested "Terror at Blood Fart". This ultra-indie movie is nearly beyond words. The acting is so over the top, the production value is nearly nonexistent, the special effects are amateur at best, so you would think that would equal a truly horrible movie. However, this movie features truly committed actors, and some of the best, most creative and downright funny writing that when paired with the actors delivery makes for one hell of fun ride. On top of that it features two of our newest favorite characters that steal the show every time they are on screen in Leo DeChampa and Caspian.