Horrible Horror Podcast

A podcast about the worst of the worst in horror movies. Movies so bad they’re scary, we watch ‘em so you don’t have too.

Ep.192: Furry Nights

February 19th, 2020

Their's is a cute, adorable, and often misunderstood culture but make no mistake if you mess with them they'll hunt you down like the dog that they're dressed up as. This week we watched "Furry Nights", an independent film from 2016 that has a great premise but ultimately fails and ends up being all over the place. The good guys seem more like the villains the villains are actually sympathetic, it flip flops between dark and serious and trying to be funny with slap stick cartoonish antics. Not to mention the down right terrible acting and writing. It's not all bad, the main villain looks awesome and scary, and there are some really good camera shots and lightning effects. However, in the end it's not enough to save this movie from itself.

Ep.191: Fan Q&A

January 21st, 2020

This week the curtain gets pulled back as Marshall and Aaron sit down and answer all of your listener submitted questions. Nothing is off limits as they talk about their favorite horror and non-horror movies, favorite all time kills, wrestling, pubic hair, the worst jobs they ever had and play game of F*uck, Marry, Kill and so much more.

Ep.190: Intruder

January 12th, 2020

Price check on severed head, can I get a price check on severed head? This week we took on the 1989 slasher "Intruder". This forgotten about and probably over looked horror movie is f*cking amazing! This movie has pretty much everything you could ever want in a good horror movie, the kills, special effects and gore are next level awesome. The writing is really solid, the acting is good, Dan Hicks absolutely crushes it and its oddly unique setting which at first we thought for sure was going to  make this a bad movie actually works really well. We know this is not the usually for us, and we were shocked when we realized that this movie is actually really awesome. So do yourself a favor and watch this movie, but don't forget to check out this episode too.

Ep.189: Mrs.. Claus

December 30th, 2019

We're closing out our month long Christmas Horror Movie Spectacular and 2019 with "Mrs. Claus". This indie slasher from 2018 features the worst sorority Christmas party ever, one six pack of beer, an Amazonian sorority girl, an indie horror icon who seems dead inside and quite possibly the smallest and least intimidating killer ever put on film. However, its not a complete lump of coal it also has surprisingly good kills and they did not skimp on the blood effects. So, sit back with your cup of hot coco, finish off the last of the Christmas cookies and enjoy.

Ep.188: Silent Night, Deadly Night 3

December 22nd, 2019

Ho, Ho, Ho! Christmas is days away so that can only mean its time for our annual "Silent Night, Deadly Night" movie. This year we're taking on "Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out", a movie that takes everything from its two predecessors, says F it and throws it all in the trash. Does it feature a killer Santa Claus? Nope. Does it have anything to do with Christmas? Not really. Does the killer go around saying bad puns and cheesy one liners? Hell no, matter of fact he doesn't talk at all. But hey, at least it has the world's surliest and bitchiest blind girl, telepathy and a killer that might as well be a zombie wearing a Sci-fi brain fish bowl on his head complete with flashing lights and antennas. 

Ep.187: Elves (1989)

December 10th, 2019

This week sh*t gets crazy, we watched the 1989 "Elves". This insane, out of control sleigh ride features a tiny, hairy, killer Elf that looks more like a Troll turd with lockjaw, Nazi's, incest, home invasions, department store shootouts, a chain smoking Grizzly Adams, and we can't forget the horny cocaine snorting Santa.

Ep.186: Slay Belles

December 2nd, 2019

This week we're kicking off our annual December month long Christmas horror movie spectacular with the 2018 "Slay Belles". This indie movie about Santa Claus, Krampus, and three hoes, hoes, hoes features good special effects, lots of fun and subtle humor, surprisingly decent acting and a fun but a bit dark take on Santa and Mrs. Claus. But, in the end after all the eggnog is gone will this thrill ride of a movie end up on our nice list or will it end up in the naughty list? Listen in to find out.

Ep.185: Gnomercy

November 19th, 2019

Alright Moongoons, we need to be real and honest for moment, this week's episode may not be the best and is probably not the episode for any new first time listeners to start with. You've been warned, but if you want to listen to Marshall loose his God Damn and go on an hour long anger rage filled ranted about this Canadian independent slasher, or if you're looking to punish yourself for some secret shame or just plain want to test your physical and intestinal fortitude then by all means sit down and strap in for a bumpy ride.

Ep.184: Nightbeast

November 11th, 2019

This week we're taking on the intergalactic space turd that is "Nightbeast". This 1982 sci-fi/horror movie features an alien in a silver disco suit, that looks like a hairless ape or General Akbar on meth, actors that look like washed up 70's porn stars, a biker with a bad attitude that has absolutely no bearing on the plot, a laser pistol that turns people into disco lights, a creepy Uncle, and politics. Because no horror movie is compete with out politics. This movie should have stayed lost in space.

Ep.183: Hack-o-Lantern

November 5th, 2019

Holy shit and praise Satan, Moongoons! Boy, did we find a rare gem of a a movie this week. Raise your devil horns and sink your pitchforks into the 1988 "Hack-o-Lantern" aka "Halloween Night". This little known film features a Satanic cult, incest, not one but TWO hair metal bands (that may have a record for world's largest hair), terrible acting, the world's worst mother, a porn star, a spontaneous stand up comedy routine and surprisingly decent kills. This hard to find film is definitely worth your time to find and watch.