July 17th, 2018
It's Friday the 13th weekend! So of course that means we're celebrating by taking on a Friday the 13th movie. Only problem is it's "The 13 Friday". An indie movie that about a revenge seeking ghost and a group of emotionless people who have series probems with staying on their feet. Instead of trying to be original "The 13th Friday" steals elements from other actually successful movies and uses pretty much every paranormal movie cliche.
July 11th, 2018
Well guys, this week the poop is on us. We watched the indie slasher/paranorma/whatever horror movie "Stabbed in the Face". This chaotic catastrophe of a film suffers from a lack of identity along with the usual suspects of bad acting, bad dircting, bad writing, one dimensional characters. and featuring awful music, highlighted by the song "The poops on you". Which is very fitting considering that's what we feel this movie did to us. The poop is not only on us but the poop is on everyone involved in this film and even more so on anyone else that's watched this turd.
June 25th, 2018
It's Gay Pride Month, so we're breaking out the glitter and flying our Rainbow flags high. This week we take on the fabulously gay and fabulously awful horror movie "Kissing Darkness". This indie movie features a group of mostly shirtless gay guys, terrible sound, awful acting along with a revenge seeking ghost, vampire, demon or what ever, we don't really know, and more bare asses then you can shake, insert something gay here, at.
June 10th, 2018
Places, places everyone the curain is about to go up on the 1987 "Stage Fright". This foreign slasher is about a director and his cast of actors getting stalked and killed in a theater by a craized actor dressed up like a bad high school mascot. Featuring some pretty decent kills, overly dramatic music, bad acting, and the world's noisest cat(seriouly, the cat has more speaking lines then some of the characters). Will "Stage Fright" get a standing ovation and showered in roses, or will it get booed off the stage? Listen in and find out.
June 3rd, 2018
This week things get a little hairy as we go deep into the forest to hunt Bigfoot and take on "Night of the Demon". This early 80's film may be one of the worst movies ever made, especially from a technical aspect. The movie is so dark that half the time you can't see what's going on and the other half of the time you can't hear what's being said. Let's not forget the off the charts abysmal acting, ear piercing sound effects, and a protaginest that is actually more of a bad guy than the killer Bigfoot. But. its not all bad this movie does feature some great gore and awesome kill scenes.
June 3rd, 2018
With the school year coming to a close it marks the beginning of summer. But, before we can cut loose there's one last obsticale in our way, finals. We studied our asses off in preperation for this week's episode "FINAL EXAM"! This 80's slaser stands out for featuring some things that you will ever see in a movie today and a maskless killer whose face you see nearly the whole time. Does that add up to a passing grade or will "Final Exam" fail and be sent back to horror movie limbo.
May 16th, 2018
It's Mother's Day weekend and we're celebrating everyone's favorite lady in our lives, our Mother's, by taking on the 1988 "Flesh Eating Mothers". This rare low budget film may just be the perfect multi layered shit casserole. Awful production value, on top of shitty special effects, piled on top of terrible writing and directing, and topped off with a thick layer of some of the worst acting ever caught on film.
April 30th, 2018
What ever you do, don't answer the phone! This week Marshall and a very drunk Aaron, along with a Horrible Horror all-star line up of guests took on "976-EVIL 2". Another sequel that has pretty much zero connection to it's original, featuring horrible special effects, biker Jesus, the world's angeriest Sheriff, and more ridiculous nonsense then you can throw a talking boar's head at.
April 23rd, 2018
It's 4/20 weekend so we're celebrating by lighint up and taking a giant hit from the brand new, newly released stoner slasher "4/20 Massacre". An indie movie that despite its name is actully pretty series and dark but, features some decent kills, and to our surprise pretty solid writing, howver there is just to much of it. We had some mixed feelings on this movie so, listen in and judge for yourself.
April 15th, 2018
Oh boy, we waded a little to deep into the cesspool of shit this week. We're taking on the 1986 "Breeders". An epically awful piece of movie making that features aliens raping women in New York city, a doctor and detective team up that leads to an awkwards love connection, and more virgin women then an ISIS terrorist can his suicide bomber vest at. Oh, did I mention the sheer amount of ridiculous screaming, I didn't? Well, let me tell you that there is an utterly ridiculous amount of screaming too.