Horrible Horror Podcast

Ep.267: Trick or Treat (1986)

If you take a little bit of "Shocker" plus a dash of "Christine" and mix it with a helping of "Rocktober Blood" and top it off with a pair of Rock n' Roll and metal icons, you have yourself one hell of a wild gem of a movie. So wake up sleepy heads, it's party time. Make sure to listen to this episode backwards because its time for "Trick or Treat".

Ep.266: The Bates Haunting

This week we're harvesting another haunted house theme park movie in the form of "The Bates Haunting". I couldn't handle this 2012 indie alone and had to call in the big guns for some back up. So hop on the back of the trailer, pull up a hay bale, sit next to your favorite "Jackass" cast-off, turn up the 90's emo butt rock and try to make it through "The Bates Haunting" not to be confused with "Hallow's Eve" which was shot at the exact same haunted house a year later.

Ep.265: Black Pumpkin

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, you SHOULD care, because I'll make you watch this really shitty movie. This week we're carving up the 2018 "Black Pumpkin". This indie slasher features a 10 year old rag wearing killer, an older sister who seems allergic to wearing pants, and a possible future Horrible Horror Hall of Famer. What it doesn't' have is any sense of a cohesive plot, rememberable characters, or a back story that makes sense. But hey, it has one of the most annoying commercial jingles we've ever heard.

Ep.264: Scream Park

It's the most wonderful time of the year, October is finally here again. This year we're kicking off the spooky season with a little movie called "Scream Park". This 2012 indie slasher suffers from an inability to really stand out in any facet. The acting ranges from okay to atrocious, the kills are mostly basic, the effects are simple but passable , the killers are dollar bin rip offs of other killers we've seen before, but it does have an absolutely magnificent set boobs and somehow "features" an all time horror movie icon. 

Ep.263: Skinned Deep

Okay, so stop me if you've heard this one before, a Leprechaun, a He-Man villain, and Hulk villain walk into a sh!tty movie. This week we're skinning out teeth on the 2004 indie film "Skinned Deep".  Written, directed, and produced by special effects guru Gabriel Bartalos under the Fangoria banner this "movie" is one of the most absurd, weird, and "What the f*@k is happening" movies we've ever seen.  Hell, we're still trying to make sense of it and sadly I don't think we ever will. 

Ep.262: The Slayer

Well Moongoons, I'm at a lost for words for this week's episode. This week's movie "The Slayer" joins the upper tier of worst movies we've ever covered on this show. This 1982 "slasher" slayed a bit of our souls, I don't think we will ever be the same again after sitting through the awfulness that is this movie. Even now as I sit here writing this I just feel dead inside, but hey enjoy the episode. 

Ep.261: Masterpiece Theatre Vol. 2

Well good evening there. Come sit by the fire as we regale you with works of literary genius, works so sublime, so masterfully written that they make the works of such literary masters by the likes of Dickens, Chaucer, Kipling, Faulkner, and Hemingway look like mere children's scribbling. Pour yourself a nice glass of the finest brandy or chianti and enjoy the literary renaissance that is Horrible Horror Masterpiece Theatre.

Ep.260: Horrible Horror Masterpiece Theatre

Well good evening there. Come sit by the fire as we regale you with works of literary genius, works so sublime, so masterfully written that they make the works of such literary masters by the likes of Dickens, Chaucer, Kipling, Faulkner, and Hemingway look like mere children's scribbling. Pour yourself a nice glass of the finest brandy or chianti and enjoy the literary renaissance that is Horrible Horror Masterpiece Theatre.

Ep.259: I Know What You Did Last Summer (watch-a-long)

It's the 4th of July weekend and that means it's time for beer, grilling, fireworks, vehicular manslaughter and meat hooks. This week we're watching the late 90's hit "I Know What You Did Last Summer". This star filled slasher and Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits helped relaunch the horror genre into the modern era. So what are you waiting for, huh! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!! P.S.-we had an audio issue with the second mic, sorry.

Ep.258: Slashlorette Party

Its June so that means its wedding season and with that comes bachelorette parties. So put on your bridal sashes, grab your penis straws and call in the strippers, because we're taking on "Slashlorette Party" and joining the party this week is Sydney from the "Spooky Tuesday" Podcast. This indie slasher features a some of the worst written characters, a group of friends that shouldn't be friends, friend of the show Drew Marvick, and a porn star legend. When the blood clears will we be saying "I do" to "Slashlorette Party" or will we leave it at the alter?