October 24th, 2018
Continuing our tour of haunted house attraction movies brings us to "American Fright Fest". This brand new indie horror film has one of the highest body counts we've seen in a long time and stars Dylan Walsh, of "Nip Tuck" fame. Can those two features carry this blood bath of a movie over the threshold from bad to good? We were split on our opinions this week, so listen in and judge for yourself.
October 9th, 2018
Halloween season is here and with it comes the annual explosion of haunted house openings! All month long we'll be doing movies that are haunted house themed. Starting with the 2012 indie movie "House of Horrors: Gates of Hell". Featuring some of the stiffest acting we've ever seen, demons, the over use of a red filter, crappy CGI, and more spontaneous explosions then you can throw an exploding crucifix at.
September 24th, 2018
This week we're squeezing into some spandex, pulling up our leg warmers and getting sweaty with the newest killer workout! "Killer Workout", is an 80's slasher with an amazning soundtrack that needs to be seen to believe. It features possibly the worst murder weapon in movie history, aerobics, bad acting, aerobics, roided out gym rats, aerobics, and kung-fu.
September 13th, 2018
College kids trapped in an old theater being stalked by a killer clown, what else could you ask for? Well a lot apparently. This week we take on the 1999 "The Clown at Midnight". A direct to video slasher that stars the awesome Christopher Plummer and features the crazy Margot Kidder, a killer clown, one dimensional college kids, and more plot holes then a giant block of Swiss cheese.
September 2nd, 2018
In this bonus episode we follow up "Night of the Living Dead 3D" with "Night of the Living Dead 3D: Re-animation". A prequel to a movie that nobody asked for that may actually be worse then it's predecessor. This may be the single most boring zombie movie ever made and features hardly any zombies at all, but it does have a girl who has sex with a dead guy, so there's that.
August 28th, 2018
We're coming to get you, Moongoons. This week we dig up the horrible remake that no one asked for. We're taking on the 2006 "Night of the Living Dead 3D", staring Sid Haig. This movie features pot farmers, a girl who spends nearly all of her screen time naked, plot holes, and nonsense.
July 24th, 2018
It's Shark Week! We're celebrating by chumming the waters, or should I say snow and taking a bite out of "Avalanche Sharks". A ridiculious movie about blue glowing ghosrt sharks, bikini clad snow bunnies, the world's worst first responders and a platoon of interchangable male characters.
July 17th, 2018
It's Friday the 13th weekend! So of course that means we're celebrating by taking on a Friday the 13th movie. Only problem is it's "The 13 Friday". An indie movie that about a revenge seeking ghost and a group of emotionless people who have series probems with staying on their feet. Instead of trying to be original "The 13th Friday" steals elements from other actually successful movies and uses pretty much every paranormal movie cliche.
July 11th, 2018
Well guys, this week the poop is on us. We watched the indie slasher/paranorma/whatever horror movie "Stabbed in the Face". This chaotic catastrophe of a film suffers from a lack of identity along with the usual suspects of bad acting, bad dircting, bad writing, one dimensional characters. and featuring awful music, highlighted by the song "The poops on you". Which is very fitting considering that's what we feel this movie did to us. The poop is not only on us but the poop is on everyone involved in this film and even more so on anyone else that's watched this turd.
June 25th, 2018
It's Gay Pride Month, so we're breaking out the glitter and flying our Rainbow flags high. This week we take on the fabulously gay and fabulously awful horror movie "Kissing Darkness". This indie movie features a group of mostly shirtless gay guys, terrible sound, awful acting along with a revenge seeking ghost, vampire, demon or what ever, we don't really know, and more bare asses then you can shake, insert something gay here, at.