Horrible Horror Podcast

Ep.257 part 2: Silent Hill Movies

Journey with us back into the fog for part two of our "Silent Hill" retrospective. Joining me again the in fog is Cincinnati Jeff from the "Here Comes The Spooky" podcast and this time we're taking about movies, "Silent Hill" & "Silent Hill: Revelations". 

Ep.257 Part 1: Silent Hill Games

Journey into the fog with us for a special two part retrospective on one of the greatest horror franchises of all time, Silent Hill. In part one we break down, discuss, reminisce on the first three games in the franchise. So grab a flashlight, your broken radio and join us in the fog to talk about the grandfather of horror games what what still are some of the scariest games of all time, Silent Hill 1, 2, and 3.

Ep.256: Phantom of the Mall

Murder, car chases, skateboarding, explosions, tits, sex, and Kung-Fu! Just like all the great malls of the 80's this week's movie "Phantom of the Mall" has everything. This 1989 horror movie is an over the top crazy bonkers ride that stars Paulie Shore, Morgan Fairchild, and the most interesting man in the world. So grab some fro-yo because we're going to the point of no return.

Ep.255: Camp Murder

If "Friday the 13th" and "Halloween" had baby but that baby had fetal alcohol syndrome and downs syndrome it would be this week's movie. This shoe string indie is hands down one of the worst movies we've ever seen. Featuring a cast straight out of your grandparent's retirement community making this the oldest cast ever assembled for a horror movie, terrible acting, lame and unimaginative kills, grade school level writing, and an actor that may legitimately be on the spectrum. So join us as we try to survive "Camp Murder". 

Ep.254: Prom Night 4: Deliver Us From Evil

It's Prom season again so this week we're closing out the "Prom Night" series by taking on "Prom Night 4: Deliver Us From Evil". I'm not going stag the beautiful Monica from the Spooky Tuesday podcast is my lovely date to this insane dance of ridiculousness.  This Canadian sequel features a killer priest who just might have more powers then God himself, massive explosions, a creepy pervy 14 year old voyeur, a closeted lesbian or at the very least bi-curious best friend, and a fire shooting Aspergillum. Oh and stigmata. When the righteous fires settle will this movie find redemption or will it be punished to an eternity of self flagellation in hell?

Ep.253: Night of the Dribbler

Hooisers, Coach Carter, Hoop Dreams, White Men Can't Jump, & Air Bud are some of the all time greatest basketball movies. This week's movie is the 1990 "Night of the Dribbler". If those other movies are the starting line up, then "Night of the Dribbler" isn't' even at the end of the bench it's still sitting in the locker room trying to figure out how to tie its shoes. We may have found one of the worst movies ever made, it fails at being a horror movie and it fails at being a comedy. Hell, it's barely even a movie, it's more like a 90 minute one man demo reel. Not only does "Night of the Dribbler" foul out it should be ejected from the game and banned for life.

Ep.252: Willy’s Wonderland

Grab your favorite energy drink because its time to play some pinball and kick some furry animatronic ass! This week we're taking on "Willy's Wonderland", a blatant "Five Nights and Freddy's" rip off starring Nicolas Mother F'ing Cage as mute janitor with a severe caffeine addiction kicking furry animatronic ass. Nuff' said. 

Ep.251: Night of the Lepus

Happy Easter Moongoons! Hopping down the sh!ty movie trail this week is "Night of the Lepus". This 1972 horror movie staring Janet Leigh (Jamie Lee Curtis' Mom) and Dr. Leonard "Bones McCoy" from Star Trek are in quite the hare-y predicament when a horde (or fluffle if you will) of giant carnivorous man eating rabbits stampede and rampage through their small Arizona town. Also featuring a man in bunny suit smearing ketchup on people, extreme close ups, exploding stuffed bunny toys, annoying and terrible children, and an ending sequence that is absolutely ridiculous bonkers. 

Ep.250: Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (watch-a-long)

Holy crap balls, Moongoons we made it to 250 episodes! To celebrate this momentous occasion we're taking a little cruise, a cruise to New York to be more precise. That's right we're doing "Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan". The last of the Paramount Friday the 13th's, this installment says screw the original lore and history of Jason as well as features an eternally wet Jason, geographical impossibilities, street gangs, rapey drug using muggers, cut-a-way kills, magical toxic waste that skin care companies would kill for, the worst and we mean THE WORST cases of over the top killer teleportation, and the most ridiculous, nonsensical, what where they thinking bull crap ending ever imaginable.

Ep.249: Monster Brawl (watch-a-long)

It's Wrestlemania weekend so that means that its once again time for a wrestling themed horror movie. This week we're lacing up our boots again, squeezing into our wrestling tights, putting on the face paint and squaring off with "Monster Brawl". This Canadian indie film features nearly all of the great classic monsters fighting each other to the death, not one but two WWE Hall of Famers, and really solid kills. But will that be enough to over power the juggernaut that is the absolute lack of a plot or any discernable story. Will "Monster Brawl" stand tall as the new heavy weight champion or will it be left in the center of the ring for the three count?