Episodes
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Ep.208: Hellitosis: The Legend of Stank Mouth
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
What can I say except that this week's episode is a real stinker. We watched "Hellitosis: The Legend of Stank Mouth", this literal sh*t show of a movie is about mother's unconditional love for her son and well sh*t. Get the wet wipes out, you're going to need them.
Monday Nov 23, 2020
Ep.207: Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet
Monday Nov 23, 2020
Monday Nov 23, 2020
If you like naked ghosts, bloody tampons, and meaningless one dimensional characters then we found the movie for you. This week we watched "Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet", an indie slasher that stars two horror icons, features some great kills, really solid practical gore effects, and lots of nudity. However it also has plot holes, a surprise twist that really isn't a surprise to anyone, and a killer that just isn't remotely intimidating.
Tuesday Oct 27, 2020
Ep.206: Jack-O
Tuesday Oct 27, 2020
Tuesday Oct 27, 2020
This week we carve up the 1995 "Jack-O" aka "Jack-O-Lantern". A movie that features a witch that isn't really a witch, a pumpkin headed demon that looks like a walking bobblehead, and the most emotionless, souls husk of a kid that we've ever seen. It's not all bad though, it does have one of the most over the top electrocution deaths we've ever seen and a gratuitous naked Linnea Quigley shower scene.
Monday Oct 19, 2020
Ep.205: Don't Look in the Cellar
Monday Oct 19, 2020
Monday Oct 19, 2020
Old places and familiar faces return as we take on the ultra indie "Don't Look in the Cellar". Written, directed, and produced by Dennis Devine and David S. Sterling, the Film Legion of Doom team up to bring us a pure abomination of a movie filled with terrible acting, horrendous writing, lame kills, and horrific storytelling. But hey it does have some hot girls in skimpy bikinis.
Monday Oct 12, 2020
Ep.204: Varsity Blood
Monday Oct 12, 2020
Monday Oct 12, 2020
Special guest Kevin Caliber joins us as we tackle the 2014 "Varsity Blood". This indie slasher is like the bad offspring of a drunken "Friday the 13" and "Varsity Blues" fuck fest. Poor writing, terrible lighting, along with mostly unlikeable characters and some horrible acting performances doom this film despite it featuring Horrible Hall Hall of Famer Debbie Rochon and some decent kills. But ultimately this movie gets stopped at the goal line on 4th and 1.
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Bonus: Horror Spoof Movies
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Monday Oct 05, 2020
In this bonus episode we sit down and talk about the horror spoof movie genre. We cover three movies from three different decades: "Repossessed", "Student Bodies", and "Scary Movie" along with a few others and the genre as a whole, along with the roll comedy and humor plays in horror movies.
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Bonus: Castlevania
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Monday Sep 28, 2020
In this bonus episode we turn back the way way back machine and talk about one of our favorite video game series from our childhood, Castlevania. We share our memories of the games, our experiences with and thoughts about the franchise and just take a trip back to nostalgia land.
Tuesday Sep 22, 2020
Ep.203: Pickaxe
Tuesday Sep 22, 2020
Tuesday Sep 22, 2020
Alright Moongoons, I got nothing sassy or witty to say right now. This week's listeners suggested movie "Pickaxe", is just another crappy run of the mill indie slasher. It has all of the usual suspects terrible acting, horrible writing, lack of explanation on what's going on, and unimaginative kills. But it does have a plethora of cubby to mediocre looking naked chicks and stars Tiffany Shepis, who we swear is just drunk the whole time phoning it in.
Monday Sep 07, 2020
Ep.202: Blood Gnome
Monday Sep 07, 2020
Monday Sep 07, 2020
Get your safe words ready Moongoons because this week we're diving into the world of whips, chains, black vinyl body suits and BDSM. We watched the BDSM fetish horror movie "Blood Gnome", a straight to video micro budget film that features bondage, whips, a dominatrix drug lord, a crime scene photographer who may or not be a serial killer, and invisible blood thirty internet savvy monsters. Will "Blood Gnome" whip us into submission, or will we dominate it and make it lick our high heeled boots?
Monday Aug 31, 2020
Ep.201: How to Make a Monster
Monday Aug 31, 2020
Monday Aug 31, 2020
This week we're strapping on our Power Gloves, grabbing our light guns and taking on the video game based sci-fi horror movie "How to Make a Monster". This made for TV movie stars Clea DuVall, Stephen Culp, and Tyler Mane as video game developers who have to fight for their lives as their super advanced video game monster comes to life and goes on a murder rampage. Filled with out crappy and out dated CGI and terrible sword fighting this movie posses the question; just because they could make this movie, should they? But, hey it's got Julie Strains's big bouncing tits.